It's A Census, Get Me Out Of Here!
  • It's A Census, Get Me Out Of Here!
  • It's A Census, Get Me Out Of Here!

It's A Census, Get Me Out Of Here!

Ages 5-9

Duration 35 mins
Speaking Roles 36
Cast Size 20-50+
Ideal Cast Size 36

The cameras roll as Abi and Seth, renowned television presenters of “It’s A Census, Get Me Out Of Here!”, broadcast live from a bustling Bethlehem during the Roman census. As the inns fill with visitors and the local residents contemplate running for the hills, two late-comers – a young couple and their donkey – will take any shelter they can find. Even a stable. With seven scintillating songs, a side-splitting script and a great cast of characters, “It’s A Census, Get Me Out Of Here” is a fresh and frenetic take on the traditional nativity story.

And for a little extra, you can also get the editable script when purchased alongside the Book/CD pack and a performance licence, making it easier to make those inevitable tweaks and ensure the nativity fits your particular needs. 

NB - An individual performance licence (if a live audience from outside of the school is to be present) and/or a filming/streaming licence (if footage is to be shared) is required to stage this nativity. 

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  • Overview
  • Songs
  • Buying Options
  • Synopsis
  • Script Samples
  • Reviews

Buying Options

Packs

Books & CD: Book includes full script, character list, curriculum-linked material, sheet music and lyrics. CD includes all songs recorded with children’s voices and full backing tracks.

Digital Downloads: Get started straight away with a PDF version of the script and MP3s of all of the songs and backing tracks (only available when you purchase the Book & CD Pack). Where available, a complimentary abridged version of the script is also included.

Licences

Performance Licence: You need a performance licence to perform our show to anyone other than children and staff. Our licences are simple and straight forwards, one price allows you to perform the show as many times as you like for a whole year.

Filming/Streaming Licence: If you plan to film your performance and manufacture DVDs for distribution, stream content on an internet site or on social media, you will also need to purchase this licence.

Extras

The EDITABLE VERSION of the script in WORD format is only available to customers also buying the Book/CD pack and a performance or filming/streaming licence. It is an additional item (script only, no music or production information) and is not a substitute for the main resource.

Overview

When Caesar Augustus decreed that a census should be undertaken of the whole Roman Empire, he may well have known that there would be logistical challenges in undertaking it, and he may well have known that it would involve upheaval for many people as they returned to their places of birth. But what he couldn’t possibly have known is that the census would also be the driving force in probably the most famous story the world has ever known. Without the census, Mary and Joseph would never have made their journey from Nazareth to Bethlehem, would never have found shelter in a little stable, and would never have placed baby Jesus in the humble manger of the animals. The nativity story owes everything to the census, and in this playful version, we celebrate that fact.

Synopsis

Our two television presenters, Abi and Seth, introduce us to their programme ‘IT’S  A CENSUS, GET ME OUT OF HERE’ set in BC Bethlehem. They zoom in on The Outback Inn where the locals are discussing the recently-announced census. They are far from positive about the arrival of newcomers to their town (IT’S A CENSUS, GET ME OUT OF HERE).

The presenters tell us about the challenging journey that some of the new arrivals have undertaken, zooming in on Mary and Joseph, who have made their way via donkey (WALKING AND WALKING).

The presenters interview a local innkeeper, Caleb, about how busy Bethlehem is getting and whether there are any rooms left for latecomers!

Back in Bethlehem, it is indeed feeling very full. Joseph knocks on door after door, but only has bad news to tell Mary (NO ROOM AT THE INN, MARY).

The presenters introduce a stable, within which the animals are feeling rather complacent as they haven’t really been affected by the census at all, contrary to the rumours. But then Mary, Joseph and a donkey are shown in (JUST AN OLD BARN).

The presenters announce that there will be some new arrivals shortly too. We see the shepherds visited by some angels, announcing the birth of Jesus (SO WE COULD SEE THE BABY).

The presenters introduce the Three Kings who have turned up at the inn, telling the people there of their journey (THE THREE WISE MEN). The Kings exit towards the stable, followed by the increasingly curious residents of Bethlehem.

At the stable, baby Jesus is asleep in the manger, surrounded by all of the visitors. Some of the residents of Bethlehem enter, including those who have been most vocal about the impact of the census. The presenters ask if anybody still wishes to “get out of here”, but now everybody wishes to stay (SING IT OUT).

Script Samples

It's A Census, Get Me Out Of Here - Script Sample

Characters/Speaking Parts

The play has been written with 36 speaking parts, though this could easily be adapted (see p9). There is also plenty to do for a large ensemble. The parts fall roughly into the following groups:

  • Presenters and Production Crew
  • Residents of Bethlehem and Roman Soldiers
  • Animals within the stable
  • Shepherds and Angels
  • The Three Wise Men plus entourage
  • Mary, Joseph and the donkey

 

All characters could be played both by boys and girls, with names altered to suit if felt necessary.

The editable WORD script, available for £9.95 when the performance licence is also purchased, will make the process of adjusting quite straightforward. 

Song Samples

TitleListen
It's A Census, Get Me Out Of Here
Walking And Walking
No Room At The Inn, Mary
Just An Old Barn
So We Could See The Baby
The Three Wise Men
Sing It Out

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